I wrote a song, but it is acapella and I'm terrible.
But for the sake of it, heres the lyrics:
"This the deeee-generate saw-ah-ah-ong If you don't like what I have to say you best move along.
I'll lock you in the basement and throw away the key you're a disappointment to me and the entire family tree
I'd beat your ass and take you to the bordering school you look like a reject and all your friends too
with all your fucking makeup and all your weirdo friends I'd send them to a boot camp and hope it never ends.
of all the things i'm proud of your not one of them your not a women, son, your behaviors only inspire my undying contempt
you'll never pass, stop smoking grass you have a beard and mustache and no shaving it, wont help your adams apple is something else
please stop wearing your mothers dress. you look like a mess.
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