LOL I shouldn't. We have had false positives in my tests before - so many that they changed to urine instead of a cheek swab. Everyone was coming up dirty for Opana - a drug that hasn't been on the market for like a decade.
Hell, I'm not sure if I even have any weed in my system right now.
I will have some alcohol metabolites, but they can fuck right off if they want me to not drink. We've been over this before and I'm there for opiate addiction, not any other drug addiction. I'll put whatever else I damned well please into my system. Shit, the Suboxone doesn't even really do much for the pain anymore. Give me too much shit and I'll just go back on opiates.
Yeah, it's not like you're court ordered to be there. You can tell them to get bent
Yup. I don't have a probation officer or anything.
As near as I can tell, at least half of the other patients are ordered to be there by the courts. Not me.
Shit, I could walk in with beer on my breath and not have violated any specific rules. They might grump at me, but that's about it.
You could probably smoke a joint in the parking lot and make the other patients jealous!
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