A buddy keeps texting and emailing me - trying to sell me a boat.
I keep telling them no, 'cause I pretty much hate fucking boats. It's a great price, I think... I don't really know, 'cause I'm not into boats. They assure me it's a good price. It looks like a good price.
You know, you had a boat, and someone crashed into it before you got to the water
I've owned multiple boats...
This is a 27' sailboat. It's got an engine and generator and all that, but it's a sailboat.
I've owned a similarly sized sailboat - after taking sailing lessons. I took it out twice and the 2nd time a storm came up and I couldn't safely bring it into the dock. I was by myself and couldn't even properly lower the sail. So, I rammed that fucker right into the goddamned shore (beach) and sold it where it sat.
I fucking hate boats.
He wants 3500 for it. I suspect I could resell it for a profit - but I'm not really sure 'cause I have no fucking idea what it's really worth.
I've got a friend who wants to buy a sailboat but he does not know how to sail, I told him there is no way I am getting on a damned sailboat with him.
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