All I can tell you is I would never steal a damn thing from you or anyone else, I am not a thief. I don't steal from others. That's just the way I am. I don't really need to play a valuable guitar anyways, I would rather a great sounding great playing guitar no matter what the market says it is worth
Also, the percentage is way too low - thankfully! LOL
If you're bored:
It's much appreciated.
And... I'm pretty sure I can send you a guitar and you'd send it back - especially if I've covered the return costs. I suspect you'd love it, at the same time.
So, let's start thinking about that...
I have a strong suspicion I would not want to send it back! I'm sure I would love it!
LMFAO Well, you gotta be willing to send it back - or keep it and pay the outstanding balance.
And, collectors aren't morons. We collect what we collect - but we also insist on things like playability. (That's a goddamned word.)
Like...
Hmm...
If I had to pick right now, I'd suggest I send you something with three humbuckers. You'd love that experience. You can't afford to recreate that experience on your own. So, it'd be a good choice to send you 'cause you'd fucking love it.
I kinda want you to have the experience of playing a valuable guitar. It's something special.
I suppose you're 'poor'. I'd have to pay shipping to you and then shipping back. I can't expect you to cover it.
But, yeah... It's such a different thing the first few times you do it. The first time you play a $50k guitar is like the first time you drive a $50k car. If that makes any sense.
I trust you entirely with this sort of thing. I just need to think of something special to send you. I trust you 100% when you say you'd send it back, but I'd likely cover shipping in both directions 'cause I know what it's like to only have a few bucks available - and shipping today is a couple hundred bucks each direction.
Seeing as I'm going through a bunch of guitars from my past, now's a good time for me to consider it.
Gotta ask, just to make sure...
If I send you a guitar worth 5k, and I cover return shipping, you're gonna send it back to me - right?
I would plug it in and play the fuck out of it. Without damaging it of course. Hell, I would probably put sweat pants on so there's no rivets in my pants to scratch it!
Oh, anything I sent you would be "player grade" so that you could really enjoy it. I wouldn't send you something in true mint condition, I'd send you something you can play the fuck out of and actually appreciate it.
I am pretty sure I can trust you to send it back to me. Pretty sure...
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