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There's a dude with you first name as their username -- followed by a few digits -- who was in a thread saying something about he doesn't bother hitting on women, if they dig him they'll let him know. It sounded exactly like something you'd say.
The other is a moderately amusing image that I am not willing to put the effort into moving to another site so that you can see it. You'll just have to go without. It wasn't that amusing anyhow.
But, yeah, it sounded like something you'd say - and they share your first name. Or at least use your first name (and a few numbers) as their forum username. Needless to say, I won't link to it. Others may read the thread and would learn your first name if I did that!
Thats funny, and does sound like something I would say.
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