Awesome. I remember big blue crashing
Also, don't get busted driving drunk! That'd really suck.
I'm too drunk to drive now
Excellent.
Me too, though I'm not that drunk. I just don't drive drunk. I've had three glasses of wine. That'd put me over 0.08% BAC.
I like my license too much. I like not making bad choices behind the wheel. I like not damaging my vehicles. I like not hurting myself or other people.
I don't drive drunk 'cause I'm selfish, not the other way around. I like my license and I'd like to keep it. Plus, I like not paying out the ass for insurance. I like not going to court. I like not going to jail.
Sure, the odds of being caught are very, very small. I drove drunk for years and never once got an OUI. But, I was getting pretty sloppy towards the end of my drunk driving career and things were escalating. So, I no longer drive drunk!
I went to bed with the missus and then got back up later. I then drank heavily until I'm not sure when.
I finally stumbled to bed in time to pass out. I didn't wake up until noon. I drank a lot. I was on my fourth bottle of wine - and that doesn't count the rum I sipped here and there. I got stupid drunk...
Also, I wrote some hate mail to COF's family. I was drunk. I'm not sure what I said, 'cause I haven't read it again. I'm pretty fucking disappointed with them. I'll give them until the end of the month and then I'm taking ownership of the site. Fuck 'em. I'm the one paying the bills.
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