Man, I'd like to get laid...
This quarantine stuff is bullshit.
My woman came home to me and my friends getting drunk and playing cards, I told her to get her ass in the kitchen and make us supper and she grabbed a bag full of beer and left. Then I laughed. She heard me laughing. Then she took the beer in the bag and left lol
LOL Well, hopefully one of us gets laid tonight.
It will not be me. I'm sure Biff is happily sleeping downstairs, probably in the media room or in the living room. Both have couches that you can pull out to a bed.
So, J says they don't have any more hats - but they'll be ordering some with a new design. That's probably for the best, so it doesn't match your shirt. The printing company will send some samples, so maybe you'll get one of those. Wait, no... Two of those.
See? I haven't forgotten!
I thought you had already put some aside
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