It's a nice break to just be home alone with the dog. They'll be back tomorrow and are having fun. I'd be in agony from all that walking.
I kinda wish I'd never learned the 'close one eye' trick. That let me drive even more drunk. It's pretty bad when you don't remember driving home.
It does mean I have some pretty amusing stories, but people don't want to hear drunk driving stories anymore. Society has changed! We ALL drove drunk back in the day. It was normal. It's just what you did.
In my lifetime, I've driven more miles drunk/high than I've driven sober.
I do not believe that I have driven more miles drunk than sober
Oh, I have... There's no doubt about it. I drove drunk/inebriated a lot. I used to drink quite heavily.
Speaking of which... I haven't had a drink yet today. It's time to fix that.
I assume you'll be watching the game tonight?
Oh yeah I am sure I will be watching the game tonight
I have not had a drink in a few days
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