I remember I used to know a coke dealer who drove a snowplow. I used to go for a fore with him once in a while. One night he was plowing this bar parking lot, and the bar got raided by the cops for some reason. So he just parked off to the side in the parking lot and watched while we did line after line. The cops took a bunch of people to jail, but never looked at us
I used to drive my snow plow drunk. Like, shitfaced drunk. I'd stop and help people out of the ditch while the cops were there - to the point of being stumble-drunk.
They don't give you a second glance if you're in a plow truck - which is weird, 'cause those things are fucking dangerous. I'm surprised you can drive with one attached without needing a special license.
It is weird. Professional courtesy I guess, but you shouldn't be doing it drunk. You could kill someone accidentally!
Here is how far I am on this long scene of the drunk driver opie video I been working on for over a year now.
Opie is gonna see that as a badge of honor, isn't he?
And, I have given up my drunk driving ways. I got away with it for far too long. At the end of it, I was driving while sloppy drunk. So, that's when I had to quit driving while drunk.
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