Two old Jews are sitting in a coffee shop in New York, and one says to the other, how did you fare in the camps? The 2nd Jew says, not too bad, better than my friend Irving. The first Jew asks, what happened to Irving? The 2nd Jew says, poor Irving, they beat him, they cut off his legs, they pulled out his intestines, they smashed him in the head, terrible, terrible things! The first Jew says, oh I know, I've seen this myself. The second Jew then says, wait, be quiet, don't say anything, he's walking in now!
Two old Jews are sitting in a coffee shop in New York, and one says to the other, how did you fare in the camps? The 2nd Jew says, not too bad, better than my friend Irving. The first Jew asks, what happened to Irving? The 2nd Jew says, poor Irving, they beat him, they cut off his legs, they pulled out his intestines, they smashed him in the head, terrible, terrible things! The first Jew says, oh I know, I've seen this myself. The second Jew then says, wait, be quiet, don't say anything, he's walking in now!
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