He's not fat enough to be a modern day Hawaiian. He does drink a lot of sugar water flavored with red dye though so he probably has the beetus.
He's not fat enough to be a modern day Hawaiian. He does drink a lot of sugar water flavored with red dye though so he probably has the beetus.
But he does want to mindlessly fite you for no reason!
But he does want to mindlessly fite you for no reason!
Also, to be as fair as possible, he was a mascot from back when hawiian punch was made from fruit juice concentrates. Man, that stuff was good back then.
Also, to be as fair as possible, he was a mascot from back when hawiian punch was made from fruit juice concentrates. Man, that stuff was good back then.
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