Were it only so simple. We all know politicians are like cockroaches, or limescale - particularly stubborn and just when you thought you'd gotten all of them, it turns out there were more, hiding in the cracks like crackheads. A problem. A persistent problem. An unpleasantly persistent problem. Problems, meet solutions. I am proposing the construction of a one thousand two hundred mile long "linear catapult" across Northern America - replacing the country of Canada - which can be used to place obsolete and unused politicians in a parking orbit around Mars. We have the technology, and funding can be secured by pillaging the world bank. Construction is expected to take between seven and nine years. Labour for the project will be secured by ~~enslaving~~ buying the people of North Korea from the Kim dynasty. Imagine a world where up to two hundred politicians are ejected from the Earth every year. Imagine a world where Canada has been replaced with a mega-scale mass-driver, like a tangible manifestation of humanity's massive cock, ready to fuck the universe. Imagine a world that tells the Lizardmen to piss off, or else it's going to start firing socialists at them and it'll be *very annoying*. That's the World of the Future.