How nice was Bush Jrs coffin when he tied a ribbon on his penis and described all his sex acts over his lifetime?
I didn't know he died. I knew Bush Sr died but I thought 9/11 Bush was stick kicking. BTW are you the one that inspect penis ribbons since it's the first time I've heard of that practice like David Caradine accidentally dying by masturbating while hanging himself for more intensity, this kind of weird but just gets to Jerry Springer weird, not up to fucked in the head truly way but it's real close I'd imagine since he pulled a Darwin Award out of his ass with that one.
Initiation ritual for skull & bones fraternity. You get in a coffin naked, and do what he said. Bush Sr. would have been present, watching his son do said initiation. Talk about fun for the whole family.
What are you supposed to do in the coffin?
WTF
Other than the coffin and getting naked pledge sex tales are pretty much standard hazing for any college fraternity initiation. All the ones you see on every campus.
The best pledges make up the best lies. "That time I fucked your mom while your sister licked my balls."
But I know from other initiates from the 1940's they might have been naked and put their dick in light sockets or had their ass hole wiped with hot sauce etc.
Things are pretty tame now because too many pledges have died from drinking and doing stupid shit.
Hot sauce? You got to use Salad dressing like the og's. Tastes better too.
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