They got on their mother jew ship and noped the hell out of Earth. Trouble is, they haven't quite figured out interstellar travel yet, so they ended up orbiting for years and years until they ran out of canned gefilte fish. It was then they decided to return to the surface. Nobody knows if it was a miscalculation or the condition of the old ship that caused it to burn up over Chelyabinsk in 2013.
They got on their mother jew ship and noped the hell out of Earth. Trouble is, they haven't quite figured out interstellar travel yet, so they ended up orbiting for years and years until they ran out of canned gefilte fish. It was then they decided to return to the surface. Nobody knows if it was a miscalculation or the condition of the old ship that caused it to burn up over Chelyabinsk in 2013.
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