See a doctor

It's always good to have a post like this happen and I can just say "hey I was just thinking about that a few minutes ago. I guess hitting the top with a wooden spoon like I was trying to make my dick cough it up was not the right answer and likely snapping it so the head is slapping onto the kitchen table "perfect level so i get good momentum using a whip action to make the piss fly out in all direction.

Pls just suck it out for me, thx!