Just take test the test and odds are overwhelming that it will show positive.
Poor tests and it tests for the cold
Nice maybe will do it
Just take a few tests. Eventually, one will be positive. Also, you could try snorting Coke Cola since it was tested and came out positive for 'rona.
Eat that tasty bat soup.
Is it on 's menu?
only has fres chikken
chikkens are stupidbirds!
Go to Chinese restaurant and liplock with the dude in the kitchen. If that doesn't work then suck his dick. In a totally non-gay way, of course.
can I do this?
U just lie to yah boss and tale dah fuk off
One of the tests uses 50 cycles to do it's count. That's pretty much a guaranteed positive.
Good info.
Easy just take the test a couple times. It'll come back positive eventually.
Have you taken it?
Take 3 tests. One of them will come up positive. Shown them that one and save the negatives for when you need them down the road. Known that when you get the test you are giving them your ENTIRE genetic profile FOREVER. Your genes are their property. In the future you will have to lease the rights to your own genes back from them. You thought the jews were terrible slaves. The new jews are 1000x worse.
Yeah the downsides seem formidable
Better yet just give your dog the test via mail. That way your poor dog's DNA is sold. I did this but used my chicken's butthole. My chicken's butt hole has COVID. It is also simotaneously clear of the disease.
Kek!
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