I bought a new car back in 2007 (still have it.) It was my first new car, and my first car made in the "Millions of cupholders" era. Something like 5 cupholders for a two-door car. As the salesman was pointing out how many cupholders the car had, I mentioned that you could almost hold a 6-pack of beer. He didn't like that for some reason, I think it was because he was a cocksucking queer.

No water? I like water.

Cool points added.

Bonus points if the beer is a good one.