He's pretty wasted and left his fly open. Worse, he's going commando. So he steps up to the bar and his wang falls out onto the counter. All 4 inches of it. There was a bit of a crowd in the bar and everyone had a laugh. Then an Irishman says, "you think that wee thing means anythin!" and he pulls out his more respectable 6 inches and lays it down. So a nigger boasts, "mu dick" and lays a full ten inches on the counter. Then walks in and the bartender says "whaddyawant?" He says "I was going to have a cocktail but I think I'll try the smorgasbord!"
He's pretty wasted and left his fly open. Worse, he's going commando. So he steps up to the bar and his wang falls out onto the counter. All 4 inches of it. There was a bit of a crowd in the bar and everyone had a laugh. Then an Irishman says, "you think that wee thing means anythin!" and he pulls out his more respectable 6 inches and lays it down. So a nigger boasts, "mu dick" and lays a full ten inches on the counter. Then @AOU walks in and the bartender says "whaddyawant?" He says "I was going to have a cocktail but I think I'll try the smorgasbord!"
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