I can't fap to this
Aha! reverse subversion wins
Does it though
stopped you beating your meat
and isn't that worth it?
for just one penny a day
you can save an abused penis
If you can't fap to a beautiful blonde clothed woman with an apron on pulling brownies out of an oven then you've been watching too much degenerate corrupted filth flarn flith.
Fortunately no one cares about your opinion
FYI I am one of the most important people to have ever lived as I am one of the few born with the supernatural ability to control the universe with just my thoughts alone. Many men, aliens, angels and gods from dimensions you can't even imagine owe their entire existence to my spellcasting brainwaves.
Not with that attitude
My imagination can only help so much.
Not with that attitude.
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