Throw job applications at them and watch them scatter.
Bust out the hedgeclippers and giggle
Embrace my inner nigger and take charge of the pack. It’s monkey time, and we’ve got bananas to peel.
Charlie Manson, is that you? It's a great plan.
Charlie Manson was another Intelligence operative, an agent. It was all fake. Nobody died, nobody's in prison.
So... yes it's me. Ya caught me. Shhhh!
Kek
Lie and claim da white wimminz iz at somewhere else.
Do I have a gun?
Yea
Robocop scene.
Aim Low have plenty of loaded banana clips
No forests. The desert. Very few shitniggers
Not share in your fantasy, that's what I'll do.
Tell them there is a fat white nurse single mother in the bushes and RUN while they are distracted
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