shit, shower, shave - IN THAT ORDER! | Poal: Say what you want.

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whats wrong with shaving in the shower? it provides a natural lubricant so you dont need shaving cream

edit/PSA: do not use electric razors in a shower

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Water alone is a dogshit lubricant.

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with a steady stream it is, what do you think they use in industrial facilities(not talking specifically water more constant flow of lubricant)

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Gonna try it. If it don't work, I'll hop right back out of there and come looking for you. Without getting dressed first.

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How will I leave a hairy turd for the roommate to discover in the shower by that logic?

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I always trim/ shave cheeks before showering so the skin isn’t expanded from heat.

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Don't forget to waffle stomp that shit down the shower's drain.

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i use peanut butter as shaving cream cos its cheap and it wurks brah

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Guts started rumbling soon as I shut the water off and stepped out. What the hell do I do now?

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you gotta shit on the toilet, then take another shower

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Should I take an upper-decker this time?

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only in 's house