A man's forearms to women is like a woman's cleavage is to men. The big difference is that women will openly touch my forearms in public and nothing bad will happen to them. Something bad would happen to me if I touched their boobs that casually.

You know you do have extra ball sack skin on your elbows right?

Nothing beats a cool breeze on a sweaty sack in the summer.

My mate has constant Plumber crack on display. Gets a lot of attention, but always negative attention.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

I referred to a coworker as "spilling out of her shirt" and she hasn't worn anything like that since. :)

http://www.spaceavalanche.com/2011/03/09/work-environment/