I broke a mirror, was supposed to get 7 years of bad luck. My lawyer says he got me 5.

Already did, but it was by accident

In case of fire, maybe.

Not for a woman trying to poke holes in my roof.

I wouldn't, personally.

I mean, I have before. But nobody deserves to be judged for their past. The tumbler I knocked over yesterday evening has no bearing on who I am today. And if you think my history of dropping and knocking over hundreds of glass things makes me a "klutz" you're just insecure.