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When limes are outlawed, only outlaws will have limes.

I lost all my limes in a tragic boating accident.

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but they float! you gotta go after them

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Ok but this is a lot of limes... please send me $3,000 first to cover shipping costs.

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Please submit your bank account number

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I will do the needful.

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Sir, please remit and do the same!

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You'll get my limes when you die.

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just write me into your will

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Don't think it works like that.