Sometimes I feel like you are just posting these retarded questions all the time to see how long it will take people to say something. Well here it is, something.

You're already on track to break your retarded question record from last year.

i ate it

If you lose the whole thing it won't come back.

Check the sofa cushions.

Get a Q-tip and check your ears.

I borrowed it. I'll bring it back when I am done.

Check the Yellow Pages...

Might it be up someone's ass? Someone who desperately needed an ass kicking?

All I got, short notice and all.