Much of the money spent on walls and border security should be invested in zoos. Everyone loves zoos. To show the neighbors on our southern border we care for them, we should locate the zoos along the border. That way, they won't have to leave their county to enjoy views of lions, tigers, hippopotamuses and hyenas. Those that have trekked all the way from Guatemala deserve all this and more, even a Florida-style alligator farm. We should share the joys of zookeeping by feeding them a minimum, to allow our neighbors to provide desert.