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My esteemed colleague recently presented the argument:

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off.

At, first thus may sounds reasonable. However, I, for one, do not, for a moment, believe in cats.

My esteemed colleague recently presented the argument: If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off. At, first thus may sounds reasonable. However, I, for one, do not, for a moment, believe in cats.

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You must discuss the clean energy solution of the future with your colleague. Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands on the buttered side. Strap toast to the cats back, butter up and drop it. It will spin mid air unable to land. With a large buttered toast cat array you will solve the world's energy and pollution issues.