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Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.

They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.

Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

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Sorry I didn't go to prison and join the Arian Brotherhood, forgive me for not being a criminal and getting a prison edumacashun.

You are a boomer. Only a boomer would say such a thing and think they are being clever. You're only proving you are not able to break free of your jew programming.

Or...you are a jew.

Which one are you? I have my assessment of you already.

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I'm barely a boomer at 61, I got the last good education before the dept of education took over so I guess I have old wisdom in many ways, but you've made up your mind with the paranoid rants so believe what you want it makes no difference.

I'm self programmed btw, I don't like group think like the liberals and I don't fit into any category at all. I pick the best of the choices I have and go with that in everything I do and think.

I think we are in the end times and that the veil is lifting on lies and sins that are global so if it's Jews then that will come out if it's another group then that also will come out.

Apocalypse means the truth will be set free not what the greasy greeks mistranslated like a marvel evil villain that is supermans foe. It's the truth will be told to all more like the Matrix.