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They sat at the bar counter.

who was behind the counter, cleaning glasses, stopped and said "We don't serve your kind, here".

So they left.

The duck picked up his phone and speed dialed the ADL.

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They sat at the bar counter. @Boone who was behind the counter, cleaning glasses, stopped and said "We don't serve your kind, here". So they left. The duck picked up his phone and speed dialed the ADL. (Continue the joke in the comment)

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Says the goose "Hey duck, why the quack have you got the ADL on speed dial?" "Yeah, that's some bok-bok-bullshit!", adds the chicken.

The duck yells into the phone "Oy Vey, I've been found out, shut it down!" A Chinese fellow, who just happens to be strolling by, goes "That's not a duck, that's a bat!" and proceeds to make it into a tasty soup.