I’M CUCKOO FOR ANAL PUFFS!
THEY’RRRRRRERRRRE GAY!
STDs ARE FOR KIDS!
SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP YOUR ASSHOLE!
Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Green Clovers, Blue checkmarks, and Purple Hair!
All part of this complete mentally ill cereal!!
I can't wait!!! I'm going to use a funnel to ram the entire contents right up my ass and hear the crunch all day with every step I make. Good times. And then they're be 100% Hershey Highway flavored after for the fag that pores milk in that funnel and eats my ass crunkies.
Somebody needs to copy and paste what you just wrote to an email that’ll be sent to Kellogg’s customer support.
I need to know how they react.
Co Co Wheats ceteal is so ugly I eat it in the dark where my mother's brother who wears a dress and lipstick touches and kisses all over my body before shoving something small into my poopy place until I cry myself to sleep.
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