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How can someone enjoy a dick in their ass? When my underwear rides up I can't stand it...imagine a dick in your asshole, that must hurt a lot.

Dicks are supposed to go into vaginas, that are lubricated and accepting of a dick. Assholes are exit only valves, not to be dicked around with.

Can't imagine the joy they get out of that bro, i took a shit the other day and thought my vertebrae was going to collapse, which reminds me i need to add more fiber in my diet over the weekend.

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A communist took MetaMucil today king, did you?

Ill run outside and munch a snootfull of grass like a fuckin dog before i put myself through taking an epic shit like that ever again comrade.

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I know right? One morning my poop was all solid, like no water at all. It was this one solid piece I had to push out my asshole, it was like being raped from the inside.

Never thought of it that way but you're right, you are literally ass raping yourself when it gets to that point, ffs that a real mind fuck.

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It's a two-fer. Fag and a kike.

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Hopefully they got to bully that baker into making their cake too.

Or is that in a different state?

Hard to keep it all straight! ;)

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Same state and metro.

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they use poop to lube up the ole cornhole