FFS. Hot dogs and brats only get roasted on a pinewood fire, kinda like skirt steak. Except dogs get floated above the flames, SS is placed onto the logs. Precision flame grilling should be done with a camping-style grill, because yea, a big piece of cooking furniture on the back porch is truly gay. Traegers included. Also, telling the feds to fuck off every time you refill the 1lb cans is it’s own reward. If you even have a microwave, chances are really high you will never break bread and slice beef in my company.