Whosoever would gird themselves in the clothing of women, yea verily, the apparel of females, and shall perform a foul narration, yea even accompanied by the unholy agitation of the nether regions and the scandalous gyration of the limbs, and this be done in front of the little ones, yea even unto the sight of innocent babes, for a period of a 24th part of a day, yea even unto an hour, shall be cast, yea even flung, feet first into the chipper of wood and shredder of branches, and their ululations of woe shall be an occasion of mirth, yea even of joy! Axe (and flammenwerfer) of the Apostles, epistle to the Pedophiles, verse unt even fockink verse