I wonder if there's any significance to the dates they chose for this shit? I'm sure they had teams of glowniggers researching like... "What month in the year is a child most receptive to new, uncomfortable ideas" and shit like that. Notice that *all* of these days, except for the ones in November and maybe late October, would have generally "nice" weather in temperate regions... meaning outdoor activity is safer. None of these "holidays" or w/e are in the months when it gets really cold outside- December-February. **I've heard that time period of warmth referred to as "protest season" or "riot season".** Really gets the noggin joggin'...