as someone who once lived on a tropical island with nude beaches, I can assure you that people who should go naked, usually don't - - - and people who shouldn't go naked, usually do
and don't get me started on the naked hu-manatees splayed out on slatted beach chairs, their flabs of fat protruding between the slats like bacon hanging in a smoke house
Years ago I went on a Carnival Cruise and they have that "topless deck". This is exactly what I saw there. Still have nightmares.
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