Nothing screams real klassy dame like abandoning your husband and children, shimmying into a tube dress, going out with a rando dude who milks your utters in a public theater while you fucking vape on a douche wand before your dee-vorce has even been properly inked and adjudicated.
Unless, of course, you grift for public shekels and allow rando voyeurs to cajole you into streamable sodomy.
Repeal the 19th.
Nothing screams real klassy dame like abandoning your husband and children, shimmying into a tube dress, going out with a rando dude who milks your utters in a public theater while you fucking vape on a douche wand before your dee-vorce has even been properly inked and adjudicated.
Unless, of course, you grift for public shekels and allow rando voyeurs to cajole you into streamable sodomy.
Repeal the 19th.
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