Fuck this shit! I'm going to fucking buy what I like. I get Charmin from Costco. Yes, I bought 2 or 3 years worth and it's still wrapped in plastic. I don't want to think about what it takes to make, how many trees it kills, how children slave away. I've had enough guilt about global warming/cooling. I don't believe any of that cockin bullshit. I'll never believe in it simply because I've heard so many lies. I have green/climate fatigue. Enough already. I don't give a shit about it. Actually, I never did.

They talk about water as if it's a finite resource. Yes, but the sun recycles water. You use water, the sun evaporates it and comes back down to be reused. So what that toilet paper uses 5 gallons or 50 gallons of water. It's actually not used, it's borrowed and given back.

A bidet sounds much more hygienic. Need to install one.

If we let them into how we clean our ass, the next thing will be WATER CONSERVATION. In CA you couldn't wash your car or water your lawn on certain days in the name of conservation. Water prices went way up and never came down. Toilet water flush was reduced in conservation toilets to a small puddle that couldn't handle a normal shit. Water conservation shower heads made a shower take twice as long under the pathetic small drip stream. Imagine not being allowed to bidet your ass if it's not your 'day' with a democrat president in charge of the new conservation.

I will henceforth be wiping with tech waste, which I will flush. Unfortunately, I'll still have to drive the car batteries over to the ocean to chuck them in. They will not flush. I confirmed that.

The Criminal Lies of Everything 'liberal/communists' should first answer the question, Prove It. OR be prosecuted for costing The citizen Millions with Your Lies.