If we let them into how we clean our ass, the next thing will be WATER CONSERVATION. In CA you couldn't wash your car or water your lawn on certain days in the name of conservation. Water prices went way up and never came down. Toilet water flush was reduced in conservation toilets to a small puddle that couldn't handle a normal shit. Water conservation shower heads made a shower take twice as long under the pathetic small drip stream. Imagine not being allowed to bidet your ass if it's not your 'day' with a democrat president in charge of the new conservation.