I was oddly unable to mention you in the article. I'll just link it to your account though.
@funkypurplekitty I was oddly unable to mention you in the article. I'll just link it to your account though.
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Good and her husband named...oh well, it will come to me. Unfortunately, due to technical difficulties I am unable to report what was said verbatim, however, I'm sure my journalistic talent will preserve the core meaning of these spousal responses.
Mammary Glands was sad to report that his moped was still in awful shape at the time. It was leaking so much that the sunshine yellow coloration became hot pink. Perhaps the alignment of homosexuality between Cleavage and his fabulous ride was the issue and this new color will resolve the underlying problem. Funky also had sad news. The question of her natalist sympathies has been finally answered. Funky stated "being pro life is about loving women, I want them to experince the joys of motherhood and not the sorrows of ending a life." I would never imply that she was obviously forced to say this by her slave driver of a husband. All I can say is that Funky finds Mumble, Poals favored voice and text chat client, distasteful yet, Tits dragged her there for the Sitdown.
I took it upon myself to bring up the topic of Poalr bear-penguin relations. The entire site is at a loss for what to make of those represented by flightless, well dressed, avian darlings. Thoughts about them range from to to . Headlights repeatedly stated "Well, Polar bears eat penguins." Of course, that is . I can only assume that was due to The First Law of Mumble: All conversations, no matter their nature, will devolve into cannibalism. It appears the First Law affects some users earlier than others. Funky, otherwise known as , had very little condemnation to give to the despite her feelings about Mumble and dead baby jokes being a popular feature. She finds Poalcasts uninteresting despite the Poalcast being well-known for rambling, people talking over each other and drunken rambling where people yell over each other.The joke is on her because I heard the color beige is making a guest appearance next Sunday.
For whatever reason, Coconuts took an opportunity to ramble about food. First he went on and on about how was the greatest of all vegetables. As a member of the media, I can only assume this to be a racial remark. How could a man who represents his site with a white bear in bluefur not make everything about race? The second odd thing he said about food was something about peaches. Apparently it's probably one of the best things Western Civilization has produced and has a role in the West's dynamic behavior. How any fruit could do this is unclear, but I hear one has to freeze them first.
Next, I asked Ellen about what she has done for the environment. She decided to have children despite that being the equivalent of stabbing Mother Nature in both kidneys and twisting the knives. Her response was "Well, I recycle." She could not be reached for comment about why or how she recycles children. In another instance of refusing to comment, My inquiries about how using Poal as a psyop would be hindered by being outed as a previous Reddit CEO, were ignored.
While this Journalist Extraordinaire made an effort to get Cream Puffs to talk about plans for a Poal browser, he instead had a near anxiety attack over the thought of not being able to see Picman's (reportedly) long, throbbing member. Upon being asked about why he randomly had that thought, Double Lattes responded: "I always think about Picman's manhood at least five times a day." After ten minutes of discussing desperate wishes of what Picman would do to him, the conversation quickly moved to the two knuckles deep badges some users have. One Poalcast episode was about how Steve Irwin fisted a crocodile, so the natural impulse was to turn that conversation into an achievement. Mrs. PurpleKitten does not know what she is missing.
Once I had teacher that disliked homeschooling because she felt some parents were like wolves. Funky assured me based on her experience with homeschooling, that does not discriminate against any fursona animal. Sadly, the admittance of diaper and inflation fetishists is still under review. As the Sitdown went on, even a stellar reporter such as myself could not escape the First Law of Mumble. I was compelled to ask the pair about their favorite long pig dish. Bacon Hangers said he has always enjoyed tenderloins while the Mother of Poal flatly refused to reveal her favored way to have man served. @PMYB2
This Sitdown has been long overdue, but I hope it still enlightens you dear readers. If you missed or would like to review previous installments of the Starjello Sitdown series, there is a for it along with Administration Watch. Have a nice [time of finishing]! @SamirHaide
Good [time of reading], everyone! This time I sat down with two users simultaneously, [@funkypurplekitty](https://poal.co/u/funkypurplekitty) and her husband named...oh well, it will come to me. Unfortunately, due to technical difficulties I am unable to report what was said verbatim, however, I'm sure my journalistic talent will preserve the core meaning of these spousal responses.
Mammary Glands was sad to report that his moped was still in awful shape at the time. It was leaking so much that the sunshine yellow coloration became hot pink. Perhaps the alignment of homosexuality between Cleavage and his fabulous ride was the issue and this new color will resolve the underlying problem. Funky also had sad news. The question of her natalist sympathies has been finally answered. Funky stated "being pro life is about loving women, I want them to experince the joys of motherhood and not the sorrows of ending a life." I would never imply that she was obviously forced to say this by her slave driver of a husband. All I can say is that Funky finds Mumble, Poals favored voice and text chat client, distasteful yet, Tits dragged her there for the Sitdown.
I took it upon myself to bring up the topic of Poalr bear-penguin relations. The entire site is at a loss for what to make of those represented by flightless, well dressed, avian darlings. Thoughts about them range from [friendly figures](https://poal.co/s/Whatever/68063/06a881e0-5444-4059-ac88-2af7dc882139) to [amoral mercenaries](https://poal.co/s/ShitTomSays/63362/aab56cce-6de5-4fa8-97c3-10a01ae52af7) to [irredeemable](https://poal.co/s/AwesomeSlogans/61748/11145ff1-901c-43bd-b4fc-34b4bf8f14e5). Headlights repeatedly stated "Well, Polar bears eat penguins." Of course, that is [not the case in nature](https://zooologist.com/do-polar-bears-eat-penguins/). I can only assume that was due to The First Law of Mumble: All conversations, no matter their nature, will devolve into cannibalism. It appears the First Law affects some users earlier than others. Funky, otherwise known as [Mrs. Pao](https://poal.co/s/PoalTheories/68475), had very little condemnation to give to the [Poalcast](https://poal.co/s/PoalCast/hot) despite her feelings about Mumble and dead baby jokes being a popular feature. She finds Poalcasts uninteresting despite the Poalcast being well-known for rambling, people talking over each other and drunken rambling where people yell over each other.The joke is on her because I heard the color beige is making a guest appearance next Sunday.
For whatever reason, Coconuts took an opportunity to ramble about food. First he went on and on about how [asparagus](https://poal.co/s/Asparagus/hot) was the greatest of all vegetables. As a member of the media, I can only assume this to be a racial remark. How could a man who represents his site with a white bear in bluefur not make everything about race? The second odd thing he said about food was something about peaches. Apparently it's probably one of the best things Western Civilization has produced and has a role in the West's dynamic behavior. How any fruit could do this is unclear, but I hear one has to freeze them first.
Next, I asked Ellen about what she has done for the environment. She decided to have children despite that being the equivalent of stabbing Mother Nature in both kidneys and twisting the knives. Her response was "Well, I recycle." She could not be reached for comment about why or how she recycles children. In another instance of refusing to comment, My inquiries about how using Poal as a psyop would be hindered by being outed as a previous Reddit CEO, were ignored.
While this Journalist Extraordinaire made an effort to get Cream Puffs to talk about plans for a Poal browser, he instead had a near anxiety attack over the thought of not being able to see Picman's (reportedly) long, throbbing member. Upon being asked about why he randomly had that thought, Double Lattes responded: "I always think about Picman's manhood at least five times a day." After ten minutes of discussing desperate wishes of what Picman would do to him, the conversation quickly moved to the two knuckles deep badges some users have. One Poalcast episode was about how Steve Irwin fisted a crocodile, so the natural impulse was to turn that conversation into an achievement. Mrs. PurpleKitten does not know what she is missing.
Once I had teacher that disliked homeschooling because she felt some parents were like wolves. Funky assured me based on her experience with homeschooling, that /s/homeschool does not discriminate against any fursona animal. Sadly, the admittance of diaper and inflation fetishists is still under review. As the *Sitdown* went on, even a stellar reporter such as myself could not escape the First Law of Mumble. I was compelled to ask the pair about their favorite long pig dish. Bacon Hangers said he has always enjoyed tenderloins while the Mother of Poal flatly refused to reveal her favored way to have man served. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^@PMYB2
This *Sitdown* has been long overdue, but I hope it still enlightens you dear readers. If you missed or would like to review previous installments of the *Starjello Sitdown* series, there is a [wiki post](https://poal.co/s/MSM4Poal/93159) for it along with *Administration Watch*. Have a nice [time of finishing]! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^@SamirHaide
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