Good evening, my charming reader. This article is to bring to light an underrepresented member of Poal's administration: . Ivan, Poal's Head of Treasury, seems to be stuck in the past. He appears to believe he is in his halcyon days of . He thinks he's too big to name me in a because he does not know me.
I am a journalist. Do you know what that means? As a journalist I can . That last one makes my head hurt more than my hangover from my drinking, so it's probably dumb. I am the work horse that doesn't stop. I . I am a member of a . I provide to even more serious legal matters. I proudly for the . What even is Ivan?
That question has been a burden. It took momentous work, but I don't call myself "precious above rubies" for nothing. Despite Ivan being so irrelevant to everything with a modicum of importance, I managed to dig up some dirt. First, I would like to thank for putting Ivan . Without x0x7's assistance, I would never have known of Ivan's existence or his part in Poal's administration. I have also learned Ivan paid to say Ivan has a . How do I know this was staged? An anonymous source tells me that Ivan reserves his basement strictly for pretty pink princess tea parties. A real journalist can always tell what kind of creep a creep is.
Also, is everyone aware Ivan hates Poal? Ivan me by himself because my sage input saves this site (yet again) from disaster. Considering we're dealing with a man who used to own and deleted it, I'm not shocked.
A very feminine tipster has informed me that Ivan has . What is Ivan trying to hide? Why does he dislike ladyboy secretaries? Honestly, I think it's a sign of power madness. Clearly, since has reached redpilled godtier status, Ivan has grown mad with jealousy. When Ivan's attempts to be able to hide his schemes was dismissed, he decided to . Thankfully, AOU stepped in to set Ivan straight. Of course, Ivan had to make a post about how he hates having his weak reasoning shredded like tissue paper.
This egregious assault on this fair website is why this reporter is championing AOU for Chief Justice ! The Supreme Court of Mug must close down the First Bank of Mug! Clearly, Ivan is a low-level nobody who holds petty grudges for slights that occured ages ago! Who LARPs with some fake Internet institution like an idiot? Some idiot that invents an online persona, and craves attention due to being ignored in real-life. Smell the roses Ivan, your moment has passed.
Good evening, my charming reader. This article is to bring to light an underrepresented member of Poal's administration: @Ivan. Ivan, Poal's Head of Treasury, seems to be stuck in the past. He appears to believe he is in his halcyon days of /s/MugbackExchange. He thinks he's too big to name me in a [vicious call-out](https://poal.co/s/TalkItOut/98338/d8dc9cc1-d818-418e-836f-3dccc666e6ae) because he does not know me.
I am a journalist. Do you know what that means? As a journalist I can [think outside of the box, cope with stress and exhibit lower executive functioning](https://www.bandt.com.au/study-journalists-insominiac-alcoholics-crap-diets/). That last one makes my head hurt more than my hangover from my drinking, so it's probably dumb. I am the work horse that doesn't stop. I [brighten people's lives](https://poal.co/s/AppreciateSomething/100215). I am a member of a [super serious HR Department](https://poal.co/s/PoalHRDepartment/hot). I provide [legal counsel](https://poal.co/s/Whatever/109054/29dfb54b-05d3-4382-9b54-64c24acf9c12#cmnts) to even more serious legal matters. I proudly [work](https://poal.co/s/ShekelbergInstitute/111577) for the /s/ShekelbergInstitute. What even is Ivan?
That question has been a burden. It took momentous work, but I don't call myself "precious above rubies" for nothing. Despite Ivan being so irrelevant to everything with a modicum of importance, I managed to dig up some dirt. First, I would like to thank @x0x7 for putting Ivan [on my radar](https://poal.co/s/MSM4Poal/84448/bb5e67b0-5b9f-4f21-9eb7-7be31726b650#cmnts). Without x0x7's assistance, I would never have known of Ivan's existence or his part in Poal's administration. I have also learned Ivan paid @SImo_Hayha to say Ivan has a [dungeon basement](https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/100189). How do I know this was staged? An anonymous source tells me that Ivan reserves his basement strictly for pretty pink princess tea parties. A real journalist can always tell what kind of creep a creep is.
Also, is everyone aware Ivan hates Poal? Ivan [downvote brigaded](https://poal.co/s/Announcements/103264/07e9a05b-8502-448e-9c7e-7d9531bcafd3) me by himself because my sage input saves this site (yet again) from disaster. Considering we're dealing with a man who used to own /s/PoalCultureClub and deleted it, I'm not shocked.
A very feminine tipster has informed me that Ivan has [something to hide](https://poal.co/s/MSM4Poal/100843/13f9bd92-17e7-4bd4-a006-bf1064312176). What is Ivan trying to hide? Why does he dislike ladyboy secretaries? Honestly, I think it's a sign of power madness. Clearly, since @AOU has reached redpilled godtier status, Ivan has grown mad with jealousy. When Ivan's attempts to be able to hide his schemes was dismissed, he decided to [concern troll about the NSFW tag](https://poal.co/s/IdeasForPoal/111676). Thankfully, AOU stepped in to set Ivan straight. Of course, Ivan had to make a [passive-aggressive](https://poal.co/s/AppreciateSomething/111886/23e10c78-39df-4177-a752-cc49be6a8030) post about how he hates having his weak reasoning shredded like tissue paper.
This egregious assault on this fair website is why this reporter is championing AOU for Chief Justice /s/TheCourtofMug! The Supreme Court of Mug must close down the First Bank of Mug! Clearly, Ivan is a low-level nobody who holds petty grudges for slights that occured ages ago! Who LARPs with some fake Internet institution like an idiot? Some idiot that invents an online persona, and craves attention due to being ignored in real-life. Smell the roses Ivan, your moment has passed.
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