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Good evening, my charming reader. This article is to bring to light an underrepresented member of Poal's administration: . Ivan, Poal's Head of Treasury, seems to be stuck in the past. He appears to believe he is in his halcyon days of . He thinks he's too big to name me in a because he does not know me.

I am a journalist. Do you know what that means? As a journalist I can . That last one makes my head hurt more than my hangover from my drinking, so it's probably dumb. I am the work horse that doesn't stop. I . I am a member of a . I provide to even more serious legal matters. I proudly for the . What even is Ivan?

That question has been a burden. It took momentous work, but I don't call myself "precious above rubies" for nothing. Despite Ivan being so irrelevant to everything with a modicum of importance, I managed to dig up some dirt. First, I would like to thank for putting Ivan . Without x0x7's assistance, I would never have known of Ivan's existence or his part in Poal's administration. I have also learned Ivan paid to say Ivan has a . How do I know this was staged? An anonymous source tells me that Ivan reserves his basement strictly for pretty pink princess tea parties. A real journalist can always tell what kind of creep a creep is.

Also, is everyone aware Ivan hates Poal? Ivan me by himself because my sage input saves this site (yet again) from disaster. Considering we're dealing with a man who used to own and deleted it, I'm not shocked.

A very feminine tipster has informed me that Ivan has . What is Ivan trying to hide? Why does he dislike ladyboy secretaries? Honestly, I think it's a sign of power madness. Clearly, since has reached redpilled godtier status, Ivan has grown mad with jealousy. When Ivan's attempts to be able to hide his schemes was dismissed, he decided to . Thankfully, AOU stepped in to set Ivan straight. Of course, Ivan had to make a post about how he hates having his weak reasoning shredded like tissue paper.

This egregious assault on this fair website is why this reporter is championing AOU for Chief Justice ! The Supreme Court of Mug must close down the First Bank of Mug! Clearly, Ivan is a low-level nobody who holds petty grudges for slights that occured ages ago! Who LARPs with some fake Internet institution like an idiot? Some idiot that invents an online persona, and craves attention due to being ignored in real-life. Smell the roses Ivan, your moment has passed.

Good evening, my charming reader. This article is to bring to light an underrepresented member of Poal's administration: @Ivan. Ivan, Poal's Head of Treasury, seems to be stuck in the past. He appears to believe he is in his halcyon days of /s/MugbackExchange. He thinks he's too big to name me in a [vicious call-out](https://poal.co/s/TalkItOut/98338/d8dc9cc1-d818-418e-836f-3dccc666e6ae) because he does not know me. I am a journalist. Do you know what that means? As a journalist I can [think outside of the box, cope with stress and exhibit lower executive functioning](https://www.bandt.com.au/study-journalists-insominiac-alcoholics-crap-diets/). That last one makes my head hurt more than my hangover from my drinking, so it's probably dumb. I am the work horse that doesn't stop. I [brighten people's lives](https://poal.co/s/AppreciateSomething/100215). I am a member of a [super serious HR Department](https://poal.co/s/PoalHRDepartment/hot). I provide [legal counsel](https://poal.co/s/Whatever/109054/29dfb54b-05d3-4382-9b54-64c24acf9c12#cmnts) to even more serious legal matters. I proudly [work](https://poal.co/s/ShekelbergInstitute/111577) for the /s/ShekelbergInstitute. What even is Ivan? That question has been a burden. It took momentous work, but I don't call myself "precious above rubies" for nothing. Despite Ivan being so irrelevant to everything with a modicum of importance, I managed to dig up some dirt. First, I would like to thank @x0x7 for putting Ivan [on my radar](https://poal.co/s/MSM4Poal/84448/bb5e67b0-5b9f-4f21-9eb7-7be31726b650#cmnts). Without x0x7's assistance, I would never have known of Ivan's existence or his part in Poal's administration. I have also learned Ivan paid @SImo_Hayha to say Ivan has a [dungeon basement](https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/100189). How do I know this was staged? An anonymous source tells me that Ivan reserves his basement strictly for pretty pink princess tea parties. A real journalist can always tell what kind of creep a creep is. Also, is everyone aware Ivan hates Poal? Ivan [downvote brigaded](https://poal.co/s/Announcements/103264/07e9a05b-8502-448e-9c7e-7d9531bcafd3) me by himself because my sage input saves this site (yet again) from disaster. Considering we're dealing with a man who used to own /s/PoalCultureClub and deleted it, I'm not shocked. A very feminine tipster has informed me that Ivan has [something to hide](https://poal.co/s/MSM4Poal/100843/13f9bd92-17e7-4bd4-a006-bf1064312176). What is Ivan trying to hide? Why does he dislike ladyboy secretaries? Honestly, I think it's a sign of power madness. Clearly, since @AOU has reached redpilled godtier status, Ivan has grown mad with jealousy. When Ivan's attempts to be able to hide his schemes was dismissed, he decided to [concern troll about the NSFW tag](https://poal.co/s/IdeasForPoal/111676). Thankfully, AOU stepped in to set Ivan straight. Of course, Ivan had to make a [passive-aggressive](https://poal.co/s/AppreciateSomething/111886/23e10c78-39df-4177-a752-cc49be6a8030) post about how he hates having his weak reasoning shredded like tissue paper. This egregious assault on this fair website is why this reporter is championing AOU for Chief Justice /s/TheCourtofMug! The Supreme Court of Mug must close down the First Bank of Mug! Clearly, Ivan is a low-level nobody who holds petty grudges for slights that occured ages ago! Who LARPs with some fake Internet institution like an idiot? Some idiot that invents an online persona, and craves attention due to being ignored in real-life. Smell the roses Ivan, your moment has passed.

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[–] 4 pts

About time I got to see my name in print.

used to own and deleted it

Fake news. Still own it and it's never been disabled. In fact, big things are ahead for the PCC.

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It's so good to see you, sweetie! I love your name by the way. It's like a brand. You know, one that should be retired.

Anyway, it seems like your little PCC doesn't come up when I click the name. That's odd. Did it fade into nothingness?

[–] 3 pts

If a sub is disable it says "sub disabled" when you try to go there. Perhaps if you use your big brain journalism skills you can figure it out. (P.S. Look no further than for a hint)

[–] 2 pts

Here's a journalistic tip, my darling: Don't bury the lead. Is something broken?

good to see you, sweetie!

cant remember the last time i called a man sweetie!!!!! OMG or hun for that matter

analube

[–] 3 pts

Yet another hard hitting piece of journalism from MSM4poal

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I heard Ivan was literally Hitlers great cousin twice removed by marriage.

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Uncle Hitler did nothing wrong!

[–] 1 pt

I doubt Ivan has any relatives of note. Who could associate with...I forgot the name.

[–] 2 pts

hahahahahahha

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Yes, Ivan's lack of meaning is hilarious.

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Tldr. I heard ivan likes trans foreskin fried in peanut oil

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has a dungeon basement and never invited me?

[–] 1 pt

You have no idea the tortures people are exposed to in my dungeon basement. Truthfully it's home to about 8 liters of subpar mead I'm hoping will improve with age, lol.

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hey star remember you tried to "be my friend" by being "civil" then try to have aussies bullie me off of mumble.... i sure do

looks like your doing it again to other people your name literally mean analube

[–] 3 pts

Dude you need to chill you are seeing demons where there are none. Relax, it is not what you think it is.

no, im not chilling im seeing a cunt that he is, he seriously try to "bully" me off of mumble THIS IS SELF ADMITTED"

if this little drama queen wont own up to it again then FUCK HIM

he will burn in my fire with his fake ass lisp voice, which is intentional... i will continue .... this isnt going stop boobs... it will get more intense.... i can do this for years on end

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Dude I got off work at 10pm and I have to be back to work at 9am. I should be home by 9. I have a job to do after I finish my normal job. Then the podcast. After all that we should hash this out. I'd be willing to bet it's solvable.

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Hey, wait a minute. You took my remarks out of context and quoted me without permission. I feel so used! help me I've been targeted by the cabal!!!

[–] [deleted] 0 pt (edited )

you know his (analube) voice is put on i got him to drop it.... when you have to put on a fake fucking voice for your identity,.,,, you have zero say imo

you see what this fuck doesnt understand i can go on for years,,,, and will gladly fucking do it

but at least star has his safeplace place like the cunt that he is