The instrument sensitive enough to measure my lack of concern for the USA Today's opinions has yet to be invented.
The instrument sensitive enough to measure my lack of concern for the USA Today's opinions has yet to be invented.
The use of certain words requires education, knowledge and the foresight to understand when they should – or shouldn't – come out of your mouth.
LMFAO! Of course, there's no irony here.
>The use of certain words requires education, knowledge and the foresight to understand when they should – or shouldn't – come out of your mouth.
LMFAO! Of course, there's no irony here.
"Guten tag."
"Guten tag."
It's actually because all the spy software in your devices monitors your speech to cater ads for you.
I get spic ads in spanish on my TV's youtube app 'cause I'll pepper my speech with a little spanish on occasion, I get ads in chinese because I have a really good impression of a chinese person speaking mandarin without really knowing a lick of mandarin, just imagine a dog talking with food in its mouth and you're most of the way there because that's actually what mandarin sounds like.
I also get a shit ton of ads for prep, the HIV drug, because I say AIDS, a lot. somebody sneezes? AIDS, coughs? AIDS, grunts while sitting or standing? AIDS, hiccups? AIDS farts? AIDS, farts inaudibly and I smell it, full blown AIDS. You get the idea. I say AIDS so much the people I know reflexively say AIDS now too and have to mind their tongues at work.
I'll start saying aloha and I bet I'll get ads featuring coconut niggers.
It's actually because all the spy software in your devices monitors your speech to cater ads for you.
I get spic ads in spanish on my TV's youtube app 'cause I'll pepper my speech with a little spanish on occasion, I get ads in chinese because I have a really good impression of a chinese person speaking mandarin without really knowing a lick of mandarin, just imagine a dog talking with food in its mouth and you're most of the way there because that's actually what mandarin sounds like.
I also get a shit ton of ads for prep, the HIV drug, because I say AIDS, *a lot.* somebody sneezes? AIDS, coughs? AIDS, grunts while sitting or standing? AIDS, hiccups? AIDS farts? AIDS, farts inaudibly and I smell it, full blown AIDS. You get the idea. I say AIDS so much the people I know reflexively say AIDS now too and have to mind their tongues at work.
I'll start saying aloha and I bet I'll get ads featuring coconut niggers.
I heard that in Hawaii loud laughter is not permitted, only a low "ha."
I heard that in Hawaii loud laughter is not permitted, only a low "ha."
Can I still say that I got lei'd at the airport? Degeneracy trumps cultural sensitivity, right?
Can I still say that I got lei'd at the airport? Degeneracy trumps cultural sensitivity, right?
I hate to say it but the leftoids are right on this one. White people who say "aloha" are cringy hippie douchenozzles. The other reason I've never used that word in my entire life is because it's kinda useless. It means hello AND goodbye, plus a bunch of other subtle meanings? Context matters with any word but that is "press X to do ____" levels of context sensitivity. I'm trying to live in real life here, not an indie walking simulator. I don't have time for this.
Honestly these people don't go far enough. White people should only ever speak or use words from European languages (or MAYBE Japanese, if they're not being a fucking weeaboo about it). Even with Spanish we must be careful to only speak it to Spaniards. Saying "Hola" to a Mexican is basically raping them. The only way to protect these oppressed non-white cultures is to put a great linguistic and cultural WALL between them and the White Man.
I hate to say it but the leftoids are right on this one. White people who say "aloha" are cringy hippie douchenozzles. The other reason I've never used that word in my entire life is because it's kinda useless. It means hello AND goodbye, plus a bunch of other subtle meanings? Context matters with any word but that is "press X to do ____" levels of context sensitivity. I'm trying to live in real life here, not an indie walking simulator. I don't have time for this.
Honestly these people don't go far enough. White people should only ever speak or use words from European languages (or MAYBE Japanese, if they're not being a fucking weeaboo about it). Even with Spanish we must be careful to only speak it to Spaniards. Saying "Hola" to a Mexican is basically raping them. The only way to protect these oppressed non-white cultures is to put a great linguistic and cultural WALL between them and the White Man.
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