It's actually because all the spy software in your devices monitors your speech to cater ads for you. I get spic ads in spanish on my TV's youtube app 'cause I'll pepper my speech with a little spanish on occasion, I get ads in chinese because I have a really good impression of a chinese person speaking mandarin without really knowing a lick of mandarin, just imagine a dog talking with food in its mouth and you're most of the way there because that's actually what mandarin sounds like. I also get a shit ton of ads for prep, the HIV drug, because I say AIDS, *a lot.* somebody sneezes? AIDS, coughs? AIDS, grunts while sitting or standing? AIDS, hiccups? AIDS farts? AIDS, farts inaudibly and I smell it, full blown AIDS. You get the idea. I say AIDS so much the people I know reflexively say AIDS now too and have to mind their tongues at work. I'll start saying aloha and I bet I'll get ads featuring coconut niggers.