Reddit AMA with former CIA spy | Poal: Say what you want.

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If the CIA doesn't outright kidnap kids for prostitution procurement purposes, I wonder how they sell the parents on this diabolical nastiness? "Your son's asshole is performing a valuable service for his country. His rectum will receive a military funeral posthumously. We will drape a flag over his butthole and issue his sphincter a DD-214."

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If they're simply an asset, they'll get a DD1577-1, condition "F".

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[–] • 5 pts

Good point. His pink sock will probably be "unserviceable" by the time some Rabbi snitch or drug lord gets done plowing him.

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We really do live in a dark and twisted world run by Satan.

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[–] • 3 pts

Damn Queen dark.

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They get parents that are pieces of shit and promise to pay for funerals, medical care, after school everything. Anything they legally can pay for so the parents don't have to.

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