Well that's vague, can I be a cool secret agent or am I a real estate agent? Am I a gentleman and an officer, or just some overweight parking officer?
Willem Dafoe is the Green Goblin. Retrieve the Dragon Dildo from his ass to learn your orders. They're engraved on the side but coded. You'll know what to do if you've seen that shitty spiderman movie. Whatever you do make sure Channing Tatum isn't around. If he's allowed to squat on the Dragon Dildo while Jonah Hill watches the entire future we've fought for will be lost. I'm counting on you.
Oh, sorry... I figured it'd be obvious I meant on Voat.
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