There once was a goat named Crensch He really liked the smell of pussy stench He then made a vow To become Voat’s lolcow Whenever he was pinged by a wronged wench. ~ One day, much to his surprise Srayzie showed up with her beady jew eyes. She said wigger wigger wigger I’m really a white nigger and Here’s my pic but I wont show my full figure. ~ Srayzie got caught up with trolls. Being their queen was her thot life’s main goal. She was granted 2 subs to mod The incels started stroking their rod Especially Crensch, that virginal sod! ~ One day she messed with the wrong troll druggie Who used his army to go e-thuggie. Zykon-B was his name Long live his rep in fame He can’t be beat, he pwns troll game. ~ Srayzie got kilt when cock pictures were found. She shrieked, “Putt, halp & save me from Z-clown!” Putt tried to ban Triggly He regretted he messed up quite bigly And went back to coding and diddly. ~ So now Voat is having a goat’s war While Neon is REEEing moar! moar! Srayzie ran away all mad But old goats are not sad They knew that namefag was not Trad. ~ Except for the fool we know as Crench... He wanted some jewsie wenchstench. He got butthurt when he found It was Kevdude that Srazyie wanted to pound He had no clue she was such a dick hound! ~ Crensch says he stands for freeze peach But for puss sea pass he will gladly overreach. He's been censoring and banning While the trolls are all planning To find more goats to go e-spamming. ~ As of today we goats do not know If Crensch is our ally or our foe? He doesn’t know when to stop His brain might go pop! pop! If his whiteknight crusade he won't just let drop. ~