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OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth There's the windup, and there it is, a line shot up the middle Look at him go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really turning it on now He's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for Second The ball is bobbled out in center, and here comes the throw And what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first Here he comes, he's out! No, wait, safe - safe at second base This kid really makes things happen out there Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch-he's going And what a jump he's got. He's trying for third, here's the throw It's in the dirt-safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out there Almost daring him to try and pick him off The pitcher glances over, winds up, and it's bunted Bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close, here's the throw, here's the play at the plate Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

STOP RIGHT THERE!

Bat Out of Hell - Meatloaf. 1977

OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth There's the windup, and there it is, a line shot up the middle Look at him go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really turning it on now He's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for Second The ball is bobbled out in center, and here comes the throw And what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first Here he comes, he's out! No, wait, safe - safe at second base This kid really makes things happen out there Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch-he's going And what a jump he's got. He's trying for third, here's the throw It's in the dirt-safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out there Almost daring him to try and pick him off The pitcher glances over, winds up, and it's bunted Bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close, here's the throw, here's the play at the plate Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it! STOP RIGHT THERE! Bat Out of Hell - Meatloaf. 1977

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That's legendary Yankees announcer Phil Razzuto from Paradise By The Dashboard Lights, on the BOOH album but not the song.

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Phil Rizzuto was a shortstop for the Yankees and also their legendary announcer.

How great were those times when a guinea from Brooklyn could not only play on the field, but have an even greater career as a play-by-play sportscaster?

I miss that America. It was a far better place. We should do something to restore kill all criminal niggers like George Floyd to restore it's former greatness. I rope know how.