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If they were smart, they'd bring back some of their retro ads.

Even back then, they put niggers in their ads.

If they were smart, they'd bring back some of their retro ads. Even back then, they put niggers in their ads.
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[–] • 2 pts

If they were smart, which they are not, they would produce the following commercial, written and directed by Theodore Kent.

Camera pans to Shane Gillis finishing up a comedy set under the hot spotlight, sweaty and panting

Camera closes in on Shane, backstage in the greenroom, obviously sweaty, exhausted, and thirsty

"God Damn, I would cut off my own dick off for a Budlight" he says, desperate for refreshment.

"Already did"

Camera slowly pans to the person next to him, who happens to be holding a cold, glistening Budlight out for him. It is Dylan Mulvaney.

Boom. That commercial would win awards.

[–] • 1 pt

LOL

[–] • 2 pts

For real tho, you can't deny that commercial would not instantly repair Bud Lights reputation with both the left and the right.

[–] • 1 pt

Seriously, I watched that commercial after decades and I really liked it. Although it did have niggers in it. I like the American references though. The beer commercials today really suck. All they need to do is replay the ads from 40-50 years ago.