Bumps into car while parallel parking. Explodes. To be fair hummers are also trash. If you're gonna armor a vehicle give it a v-shaped bottom like many LAVs. The v-shape deflects blast from a mine or IED allowing more area for the force and schrapnel of the blast to escape as it increases indirect/deflected hits dramatically improving chances of survival.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0263823117315793
Your v-shaped bottom is hawt.
That milkshake brings all the grunts to the yard
And they're like... it's better than yours.
V could teach you, but it'd have to charge.
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