Just thought you guys might want to know that support at robinhood.com is valid but if you also CC to an invalid address, <Catch-all@robinhood.com> will always reply. Something fun to zing at. I found out because they gave me 8 CENTS when I signed up and I've been trying to close the account for a year. They wont let me unsubscribe and insist I take the 8 cents before they will stop emailing me and I wont add a funding account, so I cant.
So I have been emailing them these memes about themselves. I told them my policy does not allow them to unsubscribe, every time I send one it opens a new ticket in the ticket system.
Just thought you guys might want to know that support at robinhood.com is valid but if you also CC to an invalid address, <Catch-all@robinhood.com>
I can write a script to automate that for you
Go for it. I code as well but didnt want to automate these particular ones, I want them to know I'm sending them directly and why, but yes that was the general idea. At least it was until I realized the catchall bounce was a google gmail server, which probably is plenty robust and damn hard to tickle.
Here is their claim:
Laws require them to email me, with no option to unsubscribe
They cant close the account when there is money in it, mine has 8 cents in it, that they gave me as a promotion (some worthless stock).
In order to close the account, I must withdraw to a funding account (my bank) and I never added that to the system, because I decided they were untrustworthy.
I am left in the position where they have effectively told me they will maintain funds in my name, that arent mine, that I dont want, and continue to contact me and I cant stop them UNTIL I hand over my bank account information. My consent means nothing, I am to furnish my financial information or forever be associated with the person I dont trust who is demanding compliance with their policies.
Let me tell you about MY POLICY:
Fuck you, if you dont pay my bills, fuck you get out
have some memes.... angry? HAVE SOME MORE perhaps that will help!!
whats wrong? You want me to stop emailing you? Yes I know the feeling. Have some more memes.
WHAT???? You find my memery to be "less than inclusive"? That's lovely, have some more memes.
My policy, is that if I find your policy distasteful, I shall make it known and become more irritating that they could ever hope to be.
Thing is, I'm not a company, I can do whatever the fuck I like and say mean things too.
and at the very least..... They are being teased and they know it, and that is my fine and worthy goal for this little debacle.
I am aided by the knowledge that this particular line of memes, will continue to be available for my use for the foreseeable future.
Og my god this is hilarious.
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