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I watched it last night, so a few quick impressions.

The song sucks.

The guy who plays Bond is starting to look like old Steve McQueen with cancer.

Nigger Bond -- she's just there, for no good reason, wasting our time. She was inserted for political correctness. She means nothing and does nothing.

The action sequences are good. I liked the fact that they are a bit more realistic than most action movie sequences.

There is no plot. Nothing interesting at all happens. Blofeld is a zero -- no energy, no danger, no sense of evil. The performance was phoned in from Equador. Bond just runs around after McGuffins. Of course his woman and his (surprise) daughter are put in harm's way -- they always are in these vapid action movies.

The Big Evil is not a disease, it is nanobots, but the action of the nanobots looks surprisingly like a disease. Bond runs around the world, trying to stop a pandemic of genetically-targeted assassinations. The nanobots target not only specific individuals, but their family, due to similarities in DNA.

No suggestion that the nanobots might be racially targeted. The producer didn't have the guts to go there.

I won't spoil the ending for anyone who hasn't seen this movie. It's not a terrible Bond movie, it's just not a very good one. There is zero sense of specialness here, zero reason to remember this movie.

I watched it last night, so a few quick impressions. The song sucks. The guy who plays Bond is starting to look like old Steve McQueen with cancer. Nigger Bond -- she's just there, for no good reason, wasting our time. She was inserted for political correctness. She means nothing and does nothing. The action sequences are good. I liked the fact that they are a bit more realistic than most action movie sequences. There is no plot. Nothing interesting at all happens. Blofeld is a zero -- no energy, no danger, no sense of evil. The performance was phoned in from Equador. Bond just runs around after McGuffins. Of course his woman and his (surprise) daughter are put in harm's way -- they always are in these vapid action movies. The Big Evil is not a disease, it is nanobots, but the action of the nanobots looks surprisingly like a disease. Bond runs around the world, trying to stop a pandemic of genetically-targeted assassinations. The nanobots target not only specific individuals, but their family, due to similarities in DNA. No suggestion that the nanobots might be racially targeted. The producer didn't have the guts to go there. I won't spoil the ending for anyone who hasn't seen this movie. It's not a terrible Bond movie, it's just not a very good one. There is zero sense of specialness here, zero reason to remember this movie.

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The nanobots target not only specific individuals, but their family, due to similarities in DNA.

I guess we know what we will get for Christmas in 5-10 years time from everyone's favorite USA funded bio weapons lab in Wuhan.

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not surprised tbh, what car did he drive?

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Cool car. I can't swear to the make, but if I had to guess I'd say Aston-Martin.

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movie was originally a virus but they dubbed in nanobots after the covid hoax delayed the release.

wait so there's two Bonds? A white old guy and a neegress?

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The only good James Bond movie is the one with Sean Connery.

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On her majesty's secret service?

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From Russia with love

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Near the end of the movie, Nigger Bond gives James Bond back his 007 number out of pity. She's not named "Bond" but she is called "007."

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I kinda think Clint Eastwood's kid would make a good Bond. But he'd have to fake an English accent.